After many years of fans asking us, "Do you guys have a CD I can buy?" we have finally answered the call. The Blow Kings' debut CD, Crown Jewels, is now available at our shows and the Shop BK store (for just twelve bucks!). The CD features fourteen blowin' tunes, including several all-time fan favorites and two brand new Blow Kings originals! Whet your appetite by checking out these 30-second sound clips. |
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I Wanna Be Like You | From Disney's The Jungle Book. Who knew that Mowgli and King Louie were trumpeters? |
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I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead | Weird Al Yankovic's 1983 backlash against New Age bull-puckey. |
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Doctor Atkins Stole My French Fries
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A Blow Kings original. Really, I'm supposed to eat a cheesesteak but not a freakin' apple?! |
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The Masochism Tango | Tom Lehrer's wickedly romantic piece. |
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Left Foot In | Parody of Tower of Power's "What is Hip?" We bet you already know this dance. |
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Schoolhouse Rock | A medley of five songs from the ABC cartoon series. Let the Kings teach you about conjunctions, interjections, legislation, adverbs, and adjectives! |
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The Devil Went Down to Georgia | The Charlie Daniels Band was a bit off base. The Devil don't play no violin. |
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Silicon Valley Girl | Parody of Frank Zappa's "Valley Girl." Yeah, we've got a Valley in Northern California too. |
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Nature Boy | Recorded by another King, Nat Cole, and also featured in the movie Moulin Rouge. Dig the bari solo. |
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Paste | Parody of George Michael's "Faith." Some substance abuse starts in kindergarten. |
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Big Butt Medley | A giant ode to giant cheeks, featuring Lawsuit's "Ugly Butt," Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back," Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom," and Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls." |
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I Want My Fifteen Minutes | A Blow Kings original. Some people would do anything to get on reality TV. |
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The Cat With 2 Heads! | The Aquabats' tale of a science experiment gone very wrong. |
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Beer Truck Driver | The Brodys' homage to the valiant men and women who bring us malted goodness. |